Ryan Gosling fans not taking Bradley Cooper's Sexiest Man People honorific lying down

Buzzfeed via JustJared

Ryan Gosling fans are steaming about People Magazine's choice of Bradley Cooper as sexiest man alive for 2011. A poster to Towleroad enumerated his suspicions of foul play:

• People owned by Time Inc
• Time Inc subsidiary of Time Warner
• Time Warner owns Warner Brothers
• 2011 Time Warner movie The Hangover part 2 made over 254 million dollars from an 80 milion dollar production investment
• He is Time Warner's $ maker for 2011
• That is all and he is sexy to time warner's bottom line. He has no actual sexual attraction for many outside of Time Warner
• If one were to check every single year's "sexiest man" one would find every single one was part of a time warner project that year
• People is one of Time Warner's propaganda arms

AKSARBENT thinks People should buy a stock tank from Tractor Supply, and fill it with Bradley Cooper, Chris Evans, Ryan Gosling, and Ryan Reynolds and a bunch of cottage cheese, and then everyone would be happy.

Well, AKSARBENT would...